I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

— Ron Swanson (via trekkiemetalhead)


The lord of the rings: the fellowship of the christmas
FAMILY GUY
Morgan: Smaller bites please. Casey: Don’t henpeck! #MorganGrimes #JohnCasey @nbcChuck